Some times when things go wrong you just have to laugh. Today (well, by the time you’re reading this, last Tuesday) it seemed like everything that could have gone wrong did, but by the end of it all I was kind of enjoying everything in some strange way. So I thought I would recount some of today’s events. Perhaps it will give you an appreciation for the things we take for granted in the states. If nothing else, hopefully you’ll get some good laughs because that’s mostly what I was doing by the end of the day.
Monday night I had fallen asleep on the couch after a pretty frustrating day, and I barely made it up in time for our morning meeting. All I wanted was for things to go smoothly today.
I embarked with a team of four for Port-de-Paix, a city which is about a 1 hour drive. Well, on our way there, the Haitian police stopped our car. They were pulling over all of the cars that passed through. No problem, because our driver reached over and got the registration papers from the glove compartment.
Well, apparently the papers had expired, and having a Kentucky license plate in the middle of Haiti didn’t help our case. Sony claimed that if they didn’t resolve the issue they would arrest us and “put us all in jail.” He likes to tell stories, so I’m not positive what really would have happened. Nonetheless waiting to see if the Haitian police would let us pass was not the way we had planned to start the day. No problem, because we paid the $15 to get the papers renewed and continued on our way.
To put the rest of the day’s challenges in context, we need to rewind a bit. During the first week, we realized that we would need more surveys when we sorted the pages and found that we were missing at least 100 copies of one page. No problem, because Daniele could send some more via DHL when she returned to Atlanta.
Well, we underestimated the number of copies that were missing, so we ran out of surveys much earlier than anticipated. No problem, because Daniele was sending them right away and I could print out copies of the one missing page until then.
Well, eventually the printer got low on ink. I knew that when we ran out of ink we would be sunk because the only hope to get the right kind of ink cartridge is to have someone bring it from the US. There are no copy or printing places nearby, and by this point we’re going through almost 40 pages of the 13-page survey per day, so writing them out by hand wasn’t really an option either. No problem, because I shifted to the draft setting so that we should be able to stretch out the ink, and because the surveys had arrived in Port-au-Prince so it shouldn’t be too difficult to get them here.
Well, there were some unforeseen difficulties with sending the package of surveys from Port-au-Prince to Port-de-Paix. It is now Tuesday and the package that had arrived in Port-au-Prince in Friday had not made it again. I knew that the ink cartridge was getting a little tired of running on fumes for the past week. No problem, because we could stop at a photocopy place while we were in Port-de-Paix to make copies of the missing page.
Well, I returned to find that we were nearly out of the other pages of the survey. All of them. In the blur of the morning, I wasn’t really thinking about tomorrow (and it was the second day I had been told that the surveys would be there for me to pick up). So now I had to print a bunch more copies than the nightly average for the past week. No problem, because I would just spend most of the nightly generator time printing and hope the ink holds up.
Well, there were actually some other important business items that needed my attention first. The organization I’m involved with is trying to figure out our schedule for the second half of the summer and make some pretty important decisions that will affect our long-term direction. No problem, because I could just use some of the limited number of phone minutes I had been saving to make an important call like this.
Well, the phone cut out due to a light drizzle outside. No problem, because we could just shift to Skype since there still seemed to be a good internet connection.
Well, the drizzle turned to a downpour and the internet went down. No problem, because we had already covered a lot of the key issues and I could use my CDC-sponsored emergency satellite phone to call back for a minute to end the conversation. After donning my poncho and putting a plastic bag around the phone, I braved the storm to get a satellite connection.
Well, I think lightning struck somewhere on the hill we’re on. I just know that I didn’t have time to think about counting the number of seconds between the lightning and thunder to figure out how far the storm was. So the call was quick, but no problem, because now I could get printing.
To diverge a bit, this blog and emails have been my major means of communication with family and friends, and to a certain extent, one of my major means of communication with people who speak English. I was just starting to feel some of the effects of being alone for this long. No problem, because some of you chose today to send emails and I was excited to read them all.
Well, when I sat back down at the computer, I realized I had opened my email but hadn’t downloaded any of them in my rush to make a call for which I was already late. So now without the internet connection, I couldn’t read any of the emails that I was looking forward to.
To return to the survey saga, now I had to figure out how to get all of the necessary copies on extremely low ink. And now we were also low on paper. No problem, because I had already figured out that I only had to print about half of the pages. I could salvage the rest by rooting through old surveys. The surveys done with people not in the program only had writing on about half of the pages, so I could find some blank pages by finding the non-program surveys (which, of course, had to be found among the big pile in my room).
Well, the printer chose to act up during the middle of my master paper-and-ink-saving plan. By this time, I was laughing out loud and some of the things it was doing. No problem, I could just rearrange what it had spat out and print each individual page.
Well, I printed the necessary pages and salvaged the rest. The task for the night was complete. No problem, because it was time for an overdue shower and then bed.
Well, the water wasn’t working. I could have just stood outside for a few minutes to get washed off, but I didn’t really have the energy to do that. No problem, because I could probably fall asleep regardless of how much sweat had accumulated.
Well, by God’s grace, the internet came back for a few minutes before the generator went off, which was long enough to download emails. So I ended the day laughing about it all and reading over emails.
So, not exactly no problems. Well, at least there are lots of laughs now.